TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have
ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right…. ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry
tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your
brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

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"Waras ta !!" jare Brudin ndhik Bunali.

"Waduh dino iki aku meh mati disruduk celeng " jare Bunali.

"Lho kok isok ngono, yok opo ceritone ?" jare Brudin.

"Mau awan iku aku pethuk celeng, terus tak garai, tak kileni ambek pring dhadhak nguamuk.Aku diuber-uber katene disrudhuk, untunge iku celenge bolak-balik tibo kepleset, dhadhi aku sempet menek wit klopo". jare Bunali. "Waduh cik sereme, lek aku sing ngalami wis pucet kepuyuh-puyuh gak karuan" jare Brudin.

"Lho, aku iyo ngono, kon pikir celenge kepleset opo ?"

[dijupuk seko Humor Suroboyoan jilid 2]

Keduanya jagoan Super Hero terkenal, tapi meski demikian masih ada beberapa orang tertentu yang susah untuk membedakannya [apalagi keduanya pake celana dalam di luar !!]

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Kalau menurut aku sih si Manusia Kelelawar yang lebih pinter …..

Sebabnya? Keduanya sama-sama superhero dan Superman jelas lebih kuat….

Meskipun dua-duanya pakai celana dalam di luar, yang punya ide untuk pake topeng cuman Batman